In a completely different, non-existent world, Poonam Pandey woke up fuming with jealously after she read today’s headlines that said – “India sizzles at 51°C, highest ever temperature in country”. She complained that the last time any headline had the word ‘Sizzle’ and ‘Hot’ were used in the same sentence, Poonam Pandey was responsible for it.
She went to various people around her vicinity to take polls on this matter and prove the world that this heat headline is a hoax. Here’s a footage of her interacting with the poll-taker:
She also went on a dharna on Janpath but nobody turned up because moments later Kejriwal turned up with his clan and that explains enough, we guess. But we did manage to find a candid picture of Poonam baking in the sun demanding justice…
That’s not it, she also sent us proof about the rumours behind Global warming being true. Here’s an exclusive picture of her standing in a river that was actually a glacier before she stood next to it.
Hmm, this makes things very confusing. Who do we believe? Newspaper headlines or Poonam Pandey? Let’s step out of our AC rooms and google Poonam Pandey to see what gives a heat stroke first, shall we?
(*Disclaimer: This article oozes of sarcasm, in case you haven’t figured it out yet, LOL on you)
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